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TITLE: Tritia the Devourer!!!

Panel: A three-eyed, green-skinned face, grinning, wearing a hood. This is Tritia.

NARRATION: The "tri" in zir name is because ze does everything in threes!

Panel: Tritia looking dangerous.

NARRATION: And "Devourer" is because ze eats things!!!

NARRATION: THREE. TIMES. A. DAY.

Tritia eats some normal food using a fork, then grins and winks at the reader.

NARRATION: And, ze has telekinetic powers!

Our heroes are now on the scene. Tritia propels two boulders towards Jeva and Sam. Sam dives out of the way.

Panel: Jeva grins and chops a boulder in half with zir katana.

Panel: Sam starts to stand up, picking up zir gun, as a boulder whizzes past.

Between panels: Sam fires. Sam's face appears in extra detail, illuminated by te blast.

[SFX]: BANG

Panel: Jeva and Sam stand facing the fallen body of Tritia.

NARRATION: THUS THE POWER OF GLAMORIZED GUN VIOLENCE SAVES THE DAY ONCE AGAN!! BUT, IT'S NOT OVER YET!! FOR TRITIA HAS ANOTHER TRICK UP ZIR SLEEVE... DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

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This one took me 3-4 hours to draw from start to finish. (The detailed Sam face took a full 30 minutes of that, because I tried a bunch of different things before getting one I liked.) Yay?

I'm going to loosely aim for posting a comic each Saturday, for two reasons. One, because I have free time on Saturdays, so it's a day when I can usually “catch up” if I didn't draw one that week. Two, because I don't know of any other webcomics that update on Saturdays.1

No other thoughts right now – I'm kind of sleepy and should probably go to bed instead of expounding.

– Eli

Footnotes:
  1. Except the ones that update every day. back
Approximate readability: 5.14 (481 characters, 118 words, 8 sentences, 4.08 characters per word, 14.75 words per sentence)