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GRANGER: For me, it all begins with a troll. Months before, I had been an unnoted Muggle child; we have traced my ancestry back four generations, but there are no traces of magic in them.

We enter a narrative frame in which Granger describes past events. Things drawn in Granger's narration don't fade off into darkness at the edges; they are drawn in rectangular panels with black outside, but light everywhere inside.

We see an abstract family tree, with all of Granger's ancestors up to zir great-grandparents. Granger's parents are both wearing lab coats, as is one of zir grandparents. Another grandparent carries a pitchfork. Most of the people in the tree are light-skinned, like Granger, but one great-grandparent is quite dark-skinned, and ze's paired with a person dressed in a uniform like that of a military officer. Beyond the great-grandparents, there are only question marks.

PRESENT GRANGER: I had had many advantages: Good health... this intelligence that I have been told is extraordinary... My parents are medical professionals, and they gave me the best education up to age eleven that the Muggle world has to offer. But the moment that I feel sets me apart is the moment of my first Halloween at Hogwarts.

We see a troll – a large, blocky green humanoid – dragging a club and punching through a door. Next to the door is a sign indicating that this is a bathroom intended for female people.

PRESENT GRANGER: Later, I learned that Professor Quirrel had starved the troll to the point of desperation – Trolls are not naturally violent towards humans – and set it on the castle as a distraction while he attempted to steal the Philosopher's Stone. At the end of the year, Quirrel was caught and dismissed from professorship, and I received a Special Award for Services to the School, when I rescued him from the Devil's Snare during another botched theft attempt. {pause} But for the moment, knowing none of this, I was just a lone child facing against a creature much, much larger than myself...

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Sexist tropes used in the Harry Potter books: “The main female character will be attacked by a monster, while ze's in a bathroom, and ze will need the male main characters to save zem (despite the fact that ze's generally much more competent than they are).”

Before I started writing Voldemort's Children, I didn't think of the Harry Potter series as being particularly sexist. But now that I've started scrutinizing it more deeply (as I have to, in order to write a good fanfic), I've started seeing the sexism everywhere.

As for the troll itself, I based its behavior on real-life animals. Wild animals usually don't attack humans (or other animals) unless they intrude on their territory or come near their offspring. The only reason an animal would go alone into an unfamiliar place and attack people, is if it was a predator hunting prey. But the troll probably isn't a predator. An animal that is large, slow, and stupid would not make a good predator. I'm guessing that trolls are omnivorous, something like bears.

The other possibility, I suppose, is that trolls were originally created by magic, and were specifically designed to be violent. I think the “trolls aren't monsters, just wild animals” interpretation is nicer, though.

Approximate readability: 10.25 (984 characters, 209 words, 11 sentences, 4.71 characters per word, 19.00 words per sentence)