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LUNA: Well, there's a lot of different seats in our world.

A large metaphorical illustration appears. There are three chairs, labeled "Headmaster of Hogwarts", "Minister of Magic", and "Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot". There are many colors of double-headed arrows pointing between adjacent chairs. From the left, four arrows labeled "Parents" point from off-page towards the Headmaster chair. From above, four arrows labeled "Voters" point from off-page towards the Minister chair. From the right, four arrows labeled "Precedent" point from off-page towards the Chief Warlock chair. From below on the page, giant arrows in Voldemort's colors rear up and point at everything.

LUNA: But my dad says they all have the same weakness. They make you sit still! If you move too much towards something different, you just fall out. Think about it! If Dumbledore tries something unpopular like respecting us, he'll be gone in no time.

PAST HARRY: Then everyone is evil and we should just give up.

LUNA: Aww, you're a pessimist, like my dad! But I realized there's one role that's not influenced by the seats. Where you can change everything and no one stops you. It's called being a Dark Lord!

Luna appears as a Dark Lord. Ze's carrying two wands, which are the source of the "Voldemort" arrows in the picture above. Zir face is obscured, but unlike Voldemort, ze's smiling, which is probably rather disconcerting.

LUNA: Will you be Dark Lords with me, Harry?

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Are these the opinions of the author? Does it matter? One might say an idea should be judged on its own merits, not on the existence, or lack thereof, of the person suggesting it.

Luna is being pretty blunt here. Do you think ze's oversimplifying how society works? Or do you think ze's using just the right amount of simplification?

Would you like to be Dark Lords with Luna?

On another note, I've got a question for y'all about the transcript. (UPDATE: I have already begun making this change.) So far, I've mostly avoided referring to specific colors (green, blue, etc); I think that's a bad idea, and I'd like to have the transcript say what the colors on the page are. But describing the colors is a bit of a problem. For instance, I could describe the color of Voldemort's cat's eyes (when it was alive) as “orange”, but there's a lot of different shades of orange; just saying “orange” doesn't specify that the eyes are exactly the same color as the Cruciatus Curse, which is symbolically semi-important. So I want a way to specify that, but how do I do it? I could refer to that color by the same phrase everywhere (e.g. “The orange of Voldemort's cat's eyes”), but that's very awkward and unnecessarily gives more weight to one specific use of the color. I could give its HTML code ("#ffc800"), which is exact, but that's obviously a bad idea. Any suggestions?

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