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Panel: An image of Tritia's face.

JEVA OR SAM (off-panel): Do you promise?

TRITIA: Yes, of course I'll promise! I hereby swear that I will never again break the law in order to further any of my dastardly plans...

Panel: Sam glares at Tritia, while Tritia makes a "look at me, I'm so innocent" pose.

TRITIA: ...and I also swear that I will never lobby to legalize murder. You two are such party poopers!

Jeva and Sam grin.

NARRATION: WITH TRITIA REFORMED, OUR HEROES' QUEST (WHICH, I MIGHT MENTION, WAS MUCH LONGER FOR THEM THAN IT WAS FOR YOU) IS FINALLY COMPLETE! JEVA AND SAM CAN FINALLY RELAX AND ENJOY THE SPOILS OF THEIR VICTORY. BUT THEY WON'T BE ABLE TO RELAX FOR LONG! BECAUSE (DUN DUN DUNNNNN...) I'M BLATANTLY SETTING UP FOR A SEQUEL!!!!!

NARRATION (large font): THE END

NARRATION: TUNE IN NEXT WEEK FOR THE EPILOGUE!!!

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This one took me one hour.

– Eli

Approximate readability: -2.45 (23 characters, 7 words, 1 sentences, 3.29 characters per word, 7.00 words per sentence)