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Large panel: Jeva chopping the door in half.

JEVA: YOU SEEM TO BE OPERATING UNDER A SERIOUS MISUNDERSTANDING OF THE NATURE OF NAMES.

Panel: View from inside the door as it slams shut again.

Panel: Same view from outside the door. Jeva goes flying.

JEVA (thinking): Oh. A self-repairing door! How clever! I'll have to come up with some sort of unnecessarily complicated plan to bypass this unexpected obstacle!

Panel: Tritia pokes zir head out the door.)

TRITIA: Actually, wait, now I'm curious. What did you mean about names? And... 'Jeva'? What's YOUR legal name, anyway?

Panel: Jeva sitting on the floor outside, with an amused expression.

JEVA: I meant, a name is just what you're called. Sam's real name is Sam. Duh! Your 'Death Note' must be really pretentious if it only kills people when you give it their full legal names! And as for MY legal name---

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This one took me one-and-a-half hours.

– Eli

Approximate readability: -1.36 (32 characters, 10 words, 1 sentences, 3.20 characters per word, 10.00 words per sentence)