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Large panel: Jeva trudging up the ramp ze's just cut.

JEVA (thinking): Not the best ramp I've ever carved... well, it'll have to do.

Panel: Jeva approaching the door labeled "TRITIA'S SECRET CLUBHOUSE"; the door is now also labled "NO ENTRY, SUCKER!!!!", in the signature color of Tritia's powers.

Panel: Tritia and Sam facing off.

TRITIA: Before I kill you, I--

SAM: Well excuse me if I don't plan to let you--

Panel: Tritia putting zir hood back up (the hood had fallen down while ze was running.)

TRITIA: --have just one question: What the hell is "Sam" short for?

SAM: It's short for 黎秋 {Liqiu, a Chinese feminine given name}... Don't look at me like that! I got tired of Americans mispronouncing it!

SAM: Why do you want to know, anyway?

Panel: Tritia holding up a black book labeled "DEATH NOTE", in reference to the anime series "Death Note".

TRITIA: Oh, it's just that, all morning, I've been trying to write your name in this DEATH NOTE!!!

SAM: what

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This one took me less than two hours (around one-and-a-half? I forgot to record when I started).

– Eli

Approximate readability: 0.87 (76 characters, 21 words, 2 sentences, 3.62 characters per word, 10.50 words per sentence)